Vigilante v1.0

Stop Lying About Your Productivity. We Audit Your Code.

Vigilante connects directly to your Git activity to expose the gap between what you say you did and what you actually built. We enforce discipline through a relentless penalty scoring system. For high-performance developers only.

Sample Audit Report

This is what failure looks like.

FAILED
Vigilante Audit Report
DEVELOPER@lazy-coder
PERIODWeek 12, 2026
COMMIT GOAL3/day
STATUSPENALTY TRIGGERED
Weekly Commit Activity
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun

Vigilante detected 4 consecutive days of zero activity.

Goal: 3 commits/day. Achieved: 0. Penalty protocol initiated.

Penalty Invoice
INFRACTION4-Day Inactivity Breach
PENALTY AMOUNT$10.00
RECIPIENT
Anti-Charity Foundation
STATUSAUTO-CHARGED

Your penalty has been automatically processed. Money donated to a cause you oppose. This is what accountability feels like.

$ vigilante report --user @lazy-coder --week 12
[WARN] Commit goal not met. Penalty triggered.
[INFO] $10.00 auto-charged to payment method on file.
[INFO] Next audit: Monday, 00:00 UTC.

Don't let this be your report.

You spent 4 hours today. Was it deep work, or did you spend 3 hours tweaking a UI framework and 1 hour actually writing business logic?

vigilante --audit
$ vigilante audit --today
Analyzing commit history...
Scanning code complexity...
Complete.
VIGILANTE SCORE
9872
[PENALTY]3 hours detected on low-value CSS changes.
[AUDIT]Business logic output: Minimal.
[RESULT]Discipline score reduced.

The Audit Process

01. Connect

Grant read-access to your repos. We require nothing more. Your code stays your code.

02. Analyze

Vigilante tracks commit density, code complexity, and timestamps. Every line is measured.

03. Discipline

Fail to meet your declared baseline, and your score tanks. No excuses. No negotiations.

Are you actually serious about your goals, or are you just playing developer?